Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Anyone remember that Anon I used to get? I called him chubanon.
I had been using Missing E to bookmark all his posts, but I haven’t gotten a message from him in a long time. Xkit just updated with a bookmarker, so I wanna get rid of Missing E completely, so here is an archive of all the posts from him I have bookmarked for my own…ahem…records.
I miss him. ;~;
Okay now I’m off to bed. Night guys.
So today was the first day of that summer class. Two and a half hours of Bio three days a week, all stuff I’ve learned before back in high school. Easy A.
Night guys.
National draw porn of your friends’ OCs day.
whatarefriends
This
I have a feeling this is a bad idea.
seriously?
JFC I had better see 1000+ fucking drawings
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
So here’s what I want someone to do:
Write a Cannibal Corpse esque death metal song about environmental protection and deforestation awareness. I think that’d be the fucking weirdest shit ever.It would somehow have to contain threats and bodily harm. Like, “AWAKE THE HORROR THIS WORLD HAD TO ENDURE. BREAK YOUR ARMS AND BEAT YOU WITH YOUR SPLEEN. SAVE THE DUCKS THROW AWAY YOUR TRASH. OR SUFFER THE END OF MY BLADE IN YOUR ASS.”
Yea I dunno.
*blastbeat*
